True or false
Father can live one month without peach tea snapple?
False, he would die
Go ask your.........
mother
Breakfast :(
Chocolate chip cookie dough - Zonebars
What is father's 'favorite' color?
Green
If I say I havent eaten all day he says?
Well that was stupid
He is 6ft tall
False 👀
Its all natural........
and normal
Kpop song?
That That - Suga and Psy
Every song that I hear in the car, I say.....
Gnarly
Father's nicknames for my friends?
Shternie = Not daughter
Liel = Israeli daughter
He plays a game where he is hulk and he just goes around the city smashing randomness to let all of his anger and frustration out
True
Oh come on........
that was funnaiy
Go to food when bored I guess
Cheese sandwhich
What color shirts does he not own?
Orange, yellow, and green
Name all 6 of his Shul buddies:
Sruli, Shmarya, Meir, Rabbi Cohen, Mr. Gesin, Grandpa Fred
He hates battleship and has never and will never play it with me
False
In the last.....
20 yearssssssssss
Characters from the muppets
Grumpy old men or the stupid guy that just says meep
What does he do for work?
Taxi driver
What is the 1 one book that he alsways reads when he needs to look busy on Shabbos?
He doesnt know how to fix the clock in his room
What do you.......
Want, what do you need, what do you want from me, why are you in here, why are we all in the same room, why are we all within 2 inches of eachother, why are you yelling, why are you still here
Type of household/ideal
Alone, in his room, wrapped in his blanket, with the heat on, watching a stupid show or movie.
When does everything happen?
Tuesday
Finish the terrible dad joke: My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction...
So I packed up my stuff and right