Old Times
Who was the first earthly father?
Who is Adam.
Our father was a man who loved wealth. He married the two of us sisters off to one man in exchange for work and financial gain. What is his name?
Who is Laban.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
I sent my son to make the biggest sacrifice to save my other children. What is my name?
Who is God.
This father and his family escaped a watery grave.
What was his name?
Who is Noah.
We got our father drunk and then had our way with him to preserve their family line. What was his name?
Who is Lot.
Why was the math book unhappy?
Because it had too many problems.
My daughter was lying on her deathbed, but I still kept my composure and faith that she would be saved. What is my name?
Who is Jairus.
Who was the oldest father in the bible?
BONUS
How old was he when died?
Who is Methuselah and he was 969 years old.
My father was a powerful king but the birth of an infant whom he feared caused him to be responsible for "The Massacre of the Innocents." What was his name?
Who is King Herod.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
I made a lot of mistakes pertaining to my children but I did raise the wisest man in the bible as best I could. What is my name?
Who is David.