Facts
Inside jokes
Random quotes
Dad jokes
Bonus
100

What is 1 food that dada eats all of the time? (My favorite)

A cheese sandwhich

100

When does dada say "Oh come on that was funny"

After he says a dad joke that no one immediately started laughing at

100

"What time is it, its time for lunch"

Mr. Grooper from Bubble Guppies

100

How does cereal pay its bills? 

With Chex

100

What is dada's favorite kpop group?

Blackpink

200

What is the name of a show that dada watches to help him fall asleep? (When he doesn't feel well)

Fuller House

200

"Your a pickle, No you are a pickle, No your.......

My pickle

200

"I practice medicine......

IN A CAVE"

200

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? 

The bushes

200

What color is dada's bicycle?

Green

300

What is dada's favorite color?

Purple and dark blue

300

How tall is dada?

5'10 (Drives licenses lie - 6 foot)

300

"My arm is getting hurty"

Mort from the penguins of madagascar tv show 

300

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? 

You look for fresh prints.

300

What is a man cold?

When someone has a simple cold and refuses to do anything to help themselves.

400

How many direct ancestors does dada have?

Trick question the answer is none

400

What are 3 nicknames that Dada calls Bassie?

1. Fawafel

2. Favorite daughter/least favorite daughter

3. Basa Lasa Dasa

400

"The doc is in"

Doc McStuffins

400

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. 

Only a fraction of people will understand this

400

What is dada's ex girlfriends name?

Brooke (Disgusting)

500

How often does dada have to renew his enrollment status?

Every 3 years

500

Who uses the most mobile data? 


Dada or Bassie

Bassie

500

"~Alvin, Simon, Thodore~"

Alvin and the chipmunks the tv show

500

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

500

What are the 3 stuffed muppets that are on the bookshelf in dada's office?

Beeker, and 2 grumpy men (Waldorf and Statler)

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