Dad Jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they're extinct.
Steve Martin plays a nervous Dad who prepares for his daughter's wedding in the remake of this film
What is Father of the Bride?
What country was the first to celebrate Fathers Day?
USA
The Capitol of Iraq
BaghDAD
How many apples grow on an apple tree?
All of them.
Marlin Brando plays the head of an Italian crime family.
The Godfather
Father's Day falls on what day of the week?
It falls on the third Sunday of June.
An island in the West Indies
TriniDAD
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because he had a virus.
The father in animated sitcom Family Guy
Peter Griffin
Which cooking category often sees a spike in sales leading up to Father's Day?
BBQ grills, tools, and gadgets are a popular Father's Day gift.
An indescribable thing for which you can't remember the name.
dooDAD
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the S.
In To Kill a Mockingbird this father played a positive role model who is sympathetic to his children's needs
Atticus Finch
What popular sport holds its championship event on Father's Day weekend?
The U.S. Open Golf Championship is held on Father's Day weekend.
A small lobster-like crustacean
crawDAD
Why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake?
He was stuffed.
In the world of TV dads, who was the head of the Brady Bunch?
Mike Brady was the dad on "The Brady Bunch."
The record for the most children fathered by a single man is held by Moulay Ismail ibn Sharif, who was the Sultan of Morocco from 1672 to 1727. How may children did he father?
It is believed that he fathered a total of 867 children, including 525 sons and 342 daughters.
To flee quickly as if in a panic
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