Dad Jokes
Two things I don't eat for breakfast
Lunch and supper
Father of our country
George Washington
Who was Jesus's earthly father?
Joseph
The Dad in Full House
Danny Tanner
Most common gift on Father's Day
neckties
When's the best time to call your dentist
Tooth-hurty
First country to celebrate Father's Day
USA
Father in the Bible who was prepared to sacrifice his child
Abraham
Ellie May's Father on the Beverly Hillbillies
Jed Clampett
Who said "Luke I am your father"
Darth Vader
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut
baa baa shop
When is Father's Day celebrated?
Third Sunday of June
The father of David
Jesse
The father of Laura, Mary, and Carrie Ingalls.
Charles Ingalls
Official flower of Father's Day
Rose
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
nacho cheese
There have been 2 father son duos who served as U.S presidents. Who are they?
John & John Quincy Adams, George H.W & George W. Bush
Father of Shem, Ham, and Japheth
Noah
The Father on the hit TV Show, The Brady Bunch
Mike Brady
Father who has 19 kids in Rocky Top, TN
Gil Bates
What did the buffalo say when his son left
Bison
President who made Father's Day an official annual holiday
Richard Nixon
Jonathan's father
King Saul
The father of Wesley on season 29 of Survivor
Keith
In Finding Nemo, the name of Nemo's dad
Marlin