Childhood
When Connor was little, he had a pink toed tarantula named after this colorful candy
Skittles
Dylan played this position on the HBHS varsity volleyball team.
Libero
Wyatt perfected the art of bagging groceries while working for a store that featured this international cuisine.
Middle Eastern cuisine
This dad would not wake up after his wife had just given birth, even after yelling his name, throwing items, and playing alarms on his phone for 20 minutes.
Wyatt
This dad started a snow cone business at 9 years old, and scaled it bigger multiple times.
Bruce’s all time favorite sport is football - but if you hear him say it out loud, you might think he is referencing this sports related game by the way he pronounces it.
Foosball
Dylan officially hit dad mode when he got a temporary “dad bod” working for this company that made him sit at a desk 90hrs a week, but gifted him bottomless spending on fancy south coast plaza lunches.
Deloitte and Touche
Parker cannot resist ordering this meat if he sees it on a menu, despite knowing it will wreck his bowels for the next 24hours.
Bison
Dylan walked 3 miles with 3 kids on his own in a torrential rainstorm in this foreign city.
Kyoto
Wyatt refered to his first car as the “chick magnet,” despite constantly breaking down on the 73 freeway. What make and model car was it?
Volkswagen something (Wyatt tell us haha)
What dad would always rub his lucky rabbit tail before going up to bat in baseball?
Connor
One of this dad’s first jobs as a teenager was a math and science tutor.
Parker
In a moment of diarrhea desperation on a bus in Peru, Wyatt used made this everyday item into an emergency pant fastener.
Shoelaces
What rare but viral disease did Connor get as a child?
swine flu
Roseville
This childhood sport left Wyatt looking like a tiny pirate after a black eye earned him weeks in an eyepatch.
Baseball
This dad was a lifeguard at age 16 and delivered a baby while on duty.
Connor
What child barfed from the smell of Bruce’s farts on a family ski trip?
Hannah
Dad would let us stay up late watching American idol when mom was at young women’s. When she came home he would shout this phrase to warn us to immediately retreat to our rooms.
“Dogs in the house”
This dad was featured in the local newspaper as a kid, for being stuck in an elevator.
Bruce
Parker played tennis in highschool, but his career didn’t last long because he fell ill and missed half the season due to this illness:
mono
When Bruce became a dad he was working for this cellphone company.
Cellular 1
Who infamously calls Connor everytime he drinks milk?
Nana
What was the reason/injury Parker had that led to him getting two back surgeries.
Slipped disc