Finish the dad Joke
Raineri Fam Lore
Sports adventures
Celtics
Misc.
100

The joke about having a dream about a motorcycle engine

see dad for anwser 

100

Dad's favorite Raineri 

Who is...

Morgan

100

The names of all the basketball programs Ben has played on (bonus points if you can name the team he played one game for )

What is...

Dover Rec basketball

Integrity Hoops

Hoop Town

Dover Basketball

(bobcats)

100

Dad's favorite Celtics player

Who is...

Marcus Smart

100

Three different types of jobs Dad has had

What is...

- Carpentry 

- Roofing 

- Electrical Engineer 

- Camp Councilor 

- construction

200

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

 An abdominal snowman!

200

The family member that gives dad weed sometimes

who is...

Al

200

The name of all the basketball programs Morgan was apart of 

What is...

Integrity hoops

NH Elite Basketball

Journeyman Basketball

Spartans Basketball

Dover High School Basketball

Dover Rec Basketball


200

The celtics player morgan shared a basketball number with and what is the number

who is...

Larry Bird 

33

200

The name of the majors ben and Morgan are/were in

What is...

Poli Sci

Human Development and Family Studies

300

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the fresh prints.

300

The name of the restaurant we pass by on the way to Boston that was owned by Bompa's best friend

What is...

Hiltop Steaks 

300
The farthest we traveled for a sport

What is...

ATL, Georgia 

300

The Celtics player meme would sleep with

The Celtics player meme would sleep with

300

The age Benjamin learned how to tie his shoes 

What is...

11

400

I asked my dog what's two minus two.

He said nothing

400

The names of 15 of Morgan and Ben's second cousins on the Raineri side (we might call some of them auntie or uncle but they are technically second cousins to us)

Who is...

Ayanna 

Alexis

Malani

Gail 

Louis 

Bella

Izzy

Isaiah

Baby KJ

Mackenna 

Tommy Nevi 

Leslie Nevi 

Ariel 

Ava 

Gracie 

Charlie 

Adian 

Dante 

400

The farthest place Ben traveled for AAU

NY

400

Who got on the jumbotron at the Celtics game when we all went as a family

who is... 

Morgan with the basketball mask

400

The reason why there is a small hole in the side of Meme's house

what is...

dad made me and ben a bow and gave us real arrows and we shot at the house on accident and dad said not to tell meme

500

The joke about the man and gynecologist 

see dad for answer

500

The person who actually shot at Uncle Chino

What is...

Depends on who you ask. If you ask Dad he says it's him, but if you ask any of his brothers, they will give you a different answer. 


Bonus if you say Emma

500
The names of seven coaches Morgan has ever had in her sports career

what is...

dustin

chris

terry

ivory

carrier

kelly 

kooks 

reb

studder

clark

casey 

vitko

500

The celtics player Morgan has met

who is...

Scalabrine

500

the name of the preschool morgan works at

What is...

the CSDC

child study and development center

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