Bad Dad Jokes
When do computers overheat?
when they vent
Who is the largest tool company?
Black and Decker
What is the most popular Fathers' day gift?
a neck tie
between 195-200 degrees
What popular sport holds its championship event on Father's Day weekend?
The U.S. Open Golf Championship is held on Father's Day weekend.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Dewalt
which day costs more father's day or Mother's day?
what car company sells the most cars?
Toyota with 1,849,751 cars
What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
what is the largest retailer for tools
Home Depot
How many fathers day cards are sent each year?
100 million Father's Day cards sent each year.
What was the highest selling car in 2023 with 1.15 million sales
Tesla Model Y
How many million Father’s Day cards are sold in the US each year?
100 million
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1.
Name 5 most common tools...
hammer, a screwdriver, a mallet, an axe, a saw, a wrench, a chisel, pliers, a drill, and a tape measure.
What year did it become a U.S holiday
1972
What is the most expensive 2023 car?
Rolls-Royce Boat Tail: $26.2 million
Double Jeopardy!!!!! Which is more popular, Windows or Mac?
Windows as of 2023
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Explain how to change a tire...
780 million dollars
What is the fastest mass produced car in the world?
Buggati Chiron Super Sport 300+ (305 MPH)
https://jalopnik.com/the-bugatti-chiron-super-sport-300-is-a-4-million-sal-1837981300
what is the most common nickname for dad
"dad"