Asterix
Why is Obelix always super strong?
He fell into a cauldron of Magic Potion when he was a baby.
What was Gollum's name before he found the One Ring?
Sméagol
What is LeBron James' nickname?
The King
Did you here about the kidnapping at the school?...
They woke him up.
What tool does Getafix use for cutting mistletoe?
A golden sickle
How many wizards are there in Middle-Earth?
5 wizards. The White Wizard (Saruman), the Grey Wizard (Gandalf), the Brown Wizard (Radagast), and the two Blue Wizards (both unnamed).
What are the names of all the teams LeBron James has played for, in the order that he joined them?
Cleveland Cavaliers, Miami Heat and Los Angeles Lakers.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? ...
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What is Cacofonix's instrument called?
A lyre
What is the poem that Bilbo created to honor Aragorn when Aragorn first revealed his identity to him? (You only have to remember the first line. Gandalf wrote this in his letter to Frodo.)
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes, a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king"
What years did LeBron win a gold medal in the Olympic Games?
2008 and 2012
What do cake and a baseball both have in common?
They both need a batter.
Where is the annual meeting of the druids held?
In the Forest of Carnutes
What are the two elven languages?
Quenya and Sindarin
He is the youngest player to accumulate ______ career points.
30,000 career points
My manager told me to have a good day....
So I didn't go to work.
Who is Panacea's dad?
Soporifix
Who is Legolas's father?
Thranduil, king of Mirkwood
How tall is LeBron James?
I adopted a dog from the blacksmith....
as soon as I got home, he made a bolt for the door.