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Bible Blockbusters
100

What are the Hebrew names of Daniels Friends

Who is Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah?

100

Brother of Jacob. He sold his birthright for a bowl of soup.

Who is Essau?

100

How do dads respond when the lights are left on?

Do you think I’m made of money?

100

Why did Noah have so much trouble fishing in the Ark?

What is because He only had two worms?

100

Charlton Heston famously parted the Red Sea in this 1956 epic.

 What is The Ten Commandments?

200

This biblical father is known for fathering the twelve tribes of Israel, and his name was changed to 'Israel'.

Who is Jacob?

200

Brother of Peter. He was one of Jesus' disciples.

Who is Andrew?

200

What do dads say when they don’t want to explain any further?

Because I said so

200

Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?

What is because he knew there was something fishy about it?

200

This 2004 Mel Gibson film stirred global conversation with its graphic portrayal of Jesus’ final hours.

What is The Passion of the Christ?

300
This biblical father had two sons, James and John, who were also known as the "Sons of Thunder".
Who is Zebedee?
300

The brother of Moses.

Who is Aaron?

300

What does a dad say when he's caught snoring on the couch?

I’m just resting my eyes

300

Why did Adam and Eve do math everyday?

What is they were told to be fruitful and multiply?

300

This animated film features Moses, a burning bush, and a killer soundtrack by Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey.

What is The Prince of Egypt?

400
This biblical man fathered Shem, Ham, and Japheth as well as the rest of the human race.
Who is Noah?
400

Half brother of Isaac. Hagar's son.

Who is Ishmael?

400

What’s a dad’s favorite way he don't have no money?

Money doesn’t grow on trees

Do I look like the bank.

You need a Job

400

What's a Dad's favorite Bible verse?

What is Honor your father and mother?(Exodus 20:12)

400

This 2014 film starring Russell Crowe reimagines the story of a man, a flood, and a very big boat.

What is Noah?

500
This biblical man was a lousy high priest and the father of two greedy and immoral sons, Hophni and Phineas.
Who is Eli?
500

The eldest brother of Joseph the Dreamer. He was Leah's first born.

Who is Reuben?

500

What does a dad say when he doesn't want to make the decision?

Ask your mother

500

What kind of car did the disciples drive?

What is a Honda - because they were all in one Accord. (Acts 2:1)

500

In this 2007 comedy, Steve Carell plays a modern-day Noah tasked by God—played by Morgan Freeman—with building an ark in suburban America.

What is Evan Almighty?

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