Famous Fathers
Dad Jokes
Dads of the family
On Screen Dads
Dads In Nature
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This Disney king is Simba's father, whose death in a stampede is the most traumatic moment of many childhoods.

Who is Mufasa?

100

Dad's punchline: 'I used to hate facial hair, but then...'

What is 'It grew on me'

100
Holds the family record for # of kids. 

Who is Grandpa Donoghue!

100

The namesake of our first dog... this TV dad is similar to ours the way he wears a tie everyday. 

Who is Fred Flintstone? 

100

Well known for the role reversal. These dads give birth rather than their female partners. 

What is a seahorse?
200

This U.S. Founding Father had 16 children and appeared on the $100 bill — but surprisingly never became president.

Who is Ben Franklin?

200

'Why did the scarecrow win an award?'  

What is 'because he was outstanding in his field' 

200

Easily won over with chocolate chip cookies this dad recently became even greater. 

Who is Poppy?

200

This dad of 3 is a relator and an amateur magician. 

Who is Phil Dunphy? 

200

This big cat dad is surprisingly hands-off — the females do all the hunting and cub-raising while he patrols territory and naps.

What is a lion?

300

Known as "The father of the Consitution" this man was a real father to 6 children 

Who is James Madison?

300

Dad: 'I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.' Kid: 'Any good?' Dad says this.

What is 'it's impossible to put down'. 
300

What he lacks in height against his many siblings, he makes up for with his brains. 

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300

This single dad raised his three daughters in San Fransisco with the help of two of his goofy friends. 

Who is Danny Tanner?

300

These dads begin their paternal duties long before their offspring are born. After the mother lays her eggs, she returns to the sea to feed for two months. The dads spends two long, arduous months balancing the egg on his feet in the harsh Antarctic winter, protecting the eggs. They do this all while fasting.


What is the Emperor penguin?

400

This deadbeat dad is the father of dozens, yet still has a god complex which makes sense as the biggest global athletics competition is held every 4 years in his honor. 

Who is Zeus? 

400

My father doesn't like trees because...

What is 'he thinks they're shady?' 

400

This gruncle almost orphaned his own kids by scootering down lamb place. 

Who is Uncle Tom?

400

This overprotective dad is good friends with Ellen and faces his greatest fears- traveling thousands of miles from the Great Barrier Reef to Sydney Harbor to find his only son. 

Who is Merlin? 
400

A male of this species will carry fertilized eggs in his mouth for weeks, eating nothing — literally going hungry to protect his young.

What is a mouthbrooder (cichlid / mouthbrooding fish)?


500

Known as the "Father of Genetics" this scientist with a green thumb discovered the foundational laws of heredity by experimenting with peas in his garden. 

Who is Gregor Mendel?

500

What do you call a dad who fixes everything?

What is 'A repair-ent.'


500

This dad holds many "dad titles" including step-dad, step-grandad, and godfather to his own sibling. 

Who is Uncle Peter?

500

Father to triplets Fergus, Farkle, and Felicia, this dad is going to need a lot of help from his Bestfriend Donkey.  

Who is Shrek. 

500

This mammal father is in charge of a clan as large as 30 kids. He is responsible for finding food for his group, which is a big job seeing as they typically eat up to 50 pounds of food per day! He is quite respectful of the mother of his children, always dining with her first before letting the kids join in on the meal.

What are gorillas?

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