Our Father in Heaven
This well known document teaches that every person on earth is a literal spirit son or daughter of heavenly parents
The Family Proclamation
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
The first father, the father of all mankind
Adam
Righty tighty... ______ ________
To bring to pass the immortality and eternal life of man
Why can't a bicycle stand up on it's own?
Because it's two-tired
This father made a covenant with God that his descendants would be as numerous as the stars
Abraham
When teaching a new driver, these are the proper hand positions on the wheel...
10 and 2
or
9 and 3
In what commandment does our Father say "prove me now herewith"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
This patriarch was nearly sacrificed by his own father at God's command...
Isaac
When any electronic device isn't working properly, this is the go-to solution to get it to work again.
Turning it off and then on again.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
Helaman, Shiblon, and Corianton all share the same father, whose name is...
Alma the Younger
The best time to water the lawn, according to every dad ever...
Early morning (before 10am)
Where do fingers grow?
On palm trees
The prophecy of Elijah's return was fulfilled in the early stages of the Restoration. What was said in the prophecy that he shall do?
Turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers.
the internal temperature (°F) you're aiming for with a perfectly cooked medium-rare steak
130 - 135