Spencer-isms
When it is cold outside, Spencer might say: "It's colder than _ ____ _____ out here!"
Spencer is very proud of getting close to consistently being able to have a handicap of zero on the golf course. This is called
a scratch golfer
Spencer attended this college in this city and state.
Bethune-Cookman University - Daytona Beach, Florida
What did Mom slip on in the shower when she broke her tail bone? *Note: You must say it in his accent to receive credit*
Baby Oil (Beh-beh Oh-il)
Sometimes one person's pain is another persons pleasure. Spencer is very familiar with this situation. Spencer tore this tendon playing basketball, which allowed us to skip to the front of the line at Disney World.
Achilles
Did you know that smell is 80% of taste? But how does Spencer know what smells good? He said: "Boy, I smell good. ____ __ ___ ____ _____!"
Look at all this money!
Spencer's favorite college sports team, and inspiration for the truck's paint job, is...
the Florida Gators
The title o this popular 2006 50 Cent song also captures the location where Spencer met his current wife.
In Da Club
Spencer would often get upset with his kids for substituting an "I" sound for the "E" sound in this commonly used word, despite the fact that he does the same thing. *Note: You must say it in his accent to receive credit*
Get (Gh-it)
Another example of us laughing at Spencer's pain, came when he was showing of his Kung-Fu skills and accidentally hit himself in the testicles with what he called his...
According to Spencer, you should never trust a *woman* who says ____ __ ___ ____.
she's on the pill
Spencer watched this super hero movie over 5 times in one week.
Black Panther
Spencer earned a try-out with this NBA basketball team.
The Atlanta Hawks
The state of Florida, where Spencer originates from, is know for producing this fruit. *Note: You must say it in his accent to receive credit*
Oranges (Urn-jez)
In Orlando, Florida, Spencer spent over $XX on a carnival game to win this item that couldn't have costed more than $15.
You may here Spencer say this after a day out at the golf course. "They shouldn't have played with me if ____ _____ ____ __ ___ _____ _____ ____."
they didn't want to get their money took
This scene is one of Spencer's all time favorites. It features Betty White dancing, in full Native American wardrobe, in the forest. Name the movie and the song and artist to which Betty is dancing.
The Proposal - Get Low by Lil John
Spencer believes that he is the best driver in the family, because when he was younger he had a job at this type of business.
A Car Dealership
What Florida city is Spencer from? *Note: You must say it in his accent to receive credit*
Palatka (Puh-lat-ker)
I might be even smarter had Spencer not done this with me while I was an infant.
Dropped me by hanging me on a basketball hoop
Upon discovering that his drunken children and their friends had been peeing on the side of the house, Spencer proceeded to call them a word that was used by ancient Greek and Roman people to refer to those who did not speak their languages.
barbarians
Spencer worked on his basketball skills by watching VHS tapes of this NBA player leading dribbling drills.
Pistol Pete Maravich
Spencer had a "CRAZY" girlfriend who lived in this city, which I also lived/live in.
Watsonville, CA
This sometimes lethal virus shut down the globe in 2019. *Note: You must say it in his accent to receive credit*
Covid 19 (Clo-vid)
What is Spencer's favorite "Vietnamese" food?
Kung Pao Chicken