Puns
What do you call a penguin in the Arctic?
Lost.
Who is the drummer for Dada?
Phil Leavitt
Who has the most home runs in Phillies history?
Mike Schmidt
I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up _________.
Exhausted
What is the darkest brew at Starbucks?
French Roast
What's green, fuzzy, and would probably hurt if it fell out of a tree and hit you?
A pool table.
Who is the drummer for the Smithereens?
Dennis Diken
What year did the 76ers win their most recent NBA Championship?
1983
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
What two decafs do you usually have?
Starbucks, Green Mountain
Why isn't the band 999 Megabytes popular?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Who is the drummer for Queen?
Roger Taylor
How many years have the Phillies been around for?
136
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language.
Where was the first coffee discovered?
Ethiopia
What was hockey before it was cool?
Water polo.
Who is the drummer for Rush?
Neil Peart
What is the Flyers' record in outdoor games?
1-2
(Lost both Winter Classic appearances, won Stadium Series appearance)
"Make me a sandwich!"
"Poof, you're a sandwich."
What is Sarah's favorite Starbucks beverage?
Decaf Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuchino
What did the fish say to the other when they were in a tank?
"How do you drive this thing?"
Who is the drummer for Tornado 5?
(you'll never get this one...)
Andy Shahan
How many championships have all 4 major Philly sports teams won?
11 (2 Flyers, 4 Eagles, 2 Phillies, 3 Sixers)
What did the dad say when his son gave him his 50th birthday card?
"One would've been enough."
What is the only reason Colin ever goes to Starbucks?
They're all registered PokéStops.