TV Dads
This wise father gave advice to Beaver and Wally
Ward Cleaver
This animal father helps build dams and teaches his young how to win
Beaver
Many dads said "If you're going to do something, _____"
Do it right
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
What sport is often called "America's Pastime"
Baseball
On "The Andy Griffith Show", this widowed sheriff raised his son Opie
This animal father carries the babies until they are born
Seahorse
"Honesty is ______"
The best policy
How do you know your clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds
The seventh-inning stretch song
This father was known as John-Boy's dad
John Walton Sr.
The males in this species help keep their eggs warm while the mothers hunt for food.
Many dads always said this about money when you wanted to buy something expensive.
"Money doesn't grow on trees"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
This dad has six children and astroturf in his backyard
Mike Brady
Which animal dad carries babies on his back until they're old enough to swim?
Frogs
When meeting new people or leaving the house, many Dads often said "Don't forget ____"
Your manners
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
What TV dad was known for raising three sons?
Steve Douglas
This lovable father and husband often said "Aaaaay!"
Howard Cunningham
For this animal, fatherhood begins when a female glues dozens of eggs onto the males back. Some males can carry up to 150 eggs.
Giant water bug
Dad often gave us this advice to remind us to consider our words carefully before saying them
"Think before you speak"
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta
This baseball player was a hero to many dads and grandfathers, what was their nickname?
The bambino/The Sultan of Swat
This beloved father was known simply as "Pa"
Charles Ingalls
In most bird species, the moms do the heavylifting, but for this big bird, the males incubate the eggs for 50-60 days while eating and drinking very little.
Emus
We were often told this to teach us to show kindness through deeds.
"Actions speak louder than words"
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated
When did Father's Day become a permanent national holiday?
Bonus: Which US president signed it into law
1972
Nixon