Do you want to play my game?
Do I have more or less than 50 days of playtime on the MCHL server?
More (~60)
What was my favorite subject in High School?
Social Studies
What is the easiest way to kill a Jedi?
With a shotgun
What happened to the dead chicken in Mason's yard?
It was reanimated and became his friendly neighborhood chicken
What is my full name?
Robert Patrick Wilmott
What was my first war game about?
World War I
Which country does my best friend from kindergarten currently reside in?
What happened at my first sleepover?
I peed on him
How many ant hills did Hisham accidentally walk into while talking about his mother's pregnancy?
2
____ Neeku
Hail
Who won the most games?
Carter
Why was the bamboo forest closed in 1st grade?
Someone got a tree dropped on their head
What did I dress up as for my final Halloween?
A werewolf, but the full moon was the night before Halloween
Which Minecraft Heroes season was delayed because someone's house got struck by lightning?
Season 3
What is my cat's legal name?
Mr. Fluff
Who inherited my games after I retired?
Nolen
What state was my original rival forced to flee to in order to escape me?
Oregon
What event caused my friendship with Nolen?
I bit him on the shoulder
What happened on July 4th, 2017?
Testicular Torsion
What don't you born with?
Zero limbs
What happened to cause one of my games to end in a 24-way tie?
The universe was turned into a bagel
What did I do to beat Marion's score on our German essay in 9th grade?
I wrote it in English
How do you make a tacodilla™?
Grab a tortilla and cover it with shredded cheese and pepperoni. Lightly drizzle with Taco Bell hot sauce. Microwave for 70 seconds.
Why did Alex attempt to stab his roommate in a McDonalds on the Washington D.C. field trip in 5th grade?
He rubbed ketchup on him
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