Teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings
What is It's a Wonderful Life?
You'll shoot your eye out!
What is A Christmas Story?
Keep the change you filthy animal!
What is Home Alone?
What is Elf?
The thing about trains... it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on
What is The Polar Express?
Bah Humbug!
What is A Christmas Carol
Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show ya!
What is Christmas Vacation?
It's Turbo time!
What is Jingle All the Way?
Stupid, ugly, Out of Date. This is ridiculous. If I can't find something nice to wear, I'm not going.
What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
An honest to God true believer. Well I'm about to change all of that!
May all your Christmases be white.
What is a White Christmas?
Yippee-Ki-Yay M'fer
What is Die Hard?
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
What is the Nightmare Before Christmas?
If something should happen to me, put on my suit; the reindeer will know what to do.
What is The Santa Clause?
An impossibility is just a possibility you don't understand yet.
What is A Boy Called Christmas?