May the FORMS be with you
Signed by a witness to receive reimbursement, this form must be
DOJ-3 or Voucher
Starcourt Mall might charge for parking, but this 'fee' is better dubbed a 'reimbursement'
Witness Fee
Your VWU will feel like the 3 friends in the Blair Witch Project if you don't use this method of communication
Trial Teams chat
And I got a Blank Space baby, and AUSA will write this in a records subpoena
Rider/Attachment
2 minutes for slashing because when you slashed your witness list, you forgot to do this
Notify your VWU
You-sa need this form when an out of district federal employee is needed to testify
DOJ-426
Call us your stage manager, to hit your cues your VWU needs this
Witness Order
Jeff Goldblum plays one of these in Jurassic Park but you should go to your Contracting Officer if you want one
Expert (witness)
I got a list of names and yours is in red underlined. I check it once then I check it twice, oh, Look What You Made Me Do. This is what your VWU needs to do their job
Witness List
Acting as a referee, your VWU will direct your witnesses to their version of the penalty box
This form helps witnesses with tricky expenses, and is tricky to say
UEFW or Unusual Expenses for Fact Witness
Your witness has eleven children, eleven dogs, and a chronic bloody nose disorder. This will help ease their financial burden of testifying
UEFW
Annie and Hallie may be able to swap spots in the Parent Trap, but VWU cannot swap spots with your LA/LAS/Paralegal for THESE subpoenas
Grand Jury subpoenas
I Knew You Were Trouble when your witness didn't walk in, it may be time for one of these
Material Witness Warrant
You may be asked to do this prior to finalizing your witness order
Cross Check(ing)
They are the force that is with you at trial, no subpoena needed
Case Agent
“It’s like you have superpowers or something. Like Mr. Fantastic.” These are your VWU superheroes.
Kasey AND Deeja
Your VWU often feels like Casey Becker and want to Scream when they're on the phone with this travel agency
SATO
How early before trial will your VWU make travel arrangements? Hint: The Tortured Poets Department is here to help
Fortnight
Tripping and boarding, your VWU arranges this for your witnesses
Travel
It sounds close to Obi-Wan Kenobi, this form tells witnesses the compensations rates they may be eligible for and is attached to every subpoena
OBD-2
They may work in a lab but your VWU needs to know this in order to submit the right paperwork
Summary of the witness's testimony
You're 'Totally Buggin' if you promise a witness anything, instead you should act like this
Clueless
On the land, the sea, the sky, don't care where your witnesses have been, because now they're gunna testify. This policy tells your VWU what expenses are permitted
DOJ Instructions 1300.01.01 Use of the Fees and Expenses of Witnesses/Appropriation of Fact-Witness
Your VWU will try to prevent this penalty by staging your witnesses outside the courtroom
Delay (of game)