Whats in my Backpack
This item lives at the bottom of your bag until the second you pull it out — now suddenly you're everyone’s best friend and five people wanna “just get one.”
What is a piece of gum?
(FEAAAAAAAR) If you buy 2 coffees at $3.50 each and tip $1, how much did you pay?
What is $8?
This sitcom about six friends in NYC is the comfort show students watch instead of writing that 12-page paper.
What is Friends?
Sorry, I was sick 😷.” The professor may or may not ask for this legendary document.What is a doctor’s note?
What is a doctor’s note?
It’s either half full, mysteriously warm, or never been washed — but it's definitely a flex when it's covered in stickers.
What is a reusable water bottle?
If 3x + 5 = 20, then x equals this.
What is 5?
(FEARRRRRR) This 2021 Netflix thriller had broke college students rethinking their FAFSA as 456 contestants risked their lives in deadly childhood games for a cash prize.
What is Squid Game?
This relative mysteriously passes away every finals week — but somehow again next semester.
Who is Grandma?
Your professor made you buy this $120 item “For Homework,” even though all the assignments are on Blackboard. It now lives in your backpack or downloaded on your laptop.
What is a textbook?
This is the number of brain cells you feel like you have left after a 9 a.m. calc exam.
what is 0?
This twin-filled throwback starred Tia and Tamera Mowry as long-lost siblings reunited by their adoptive parents.
What is Sister, Sister?
(FEARR) This excuse is code for “I started last minute and forgot to hit save."
What is ‘My laptop/internet crashed?
You swore this would make you productive… but you use it to watch Netflix in class and act like you’re better than people with notebooks.
What is an iPad?
(x2-4)/(x-2)
x+2
a group of bike-riding kids battles monsters, government agents, and teenage angst — all while keeping a weird bald girl safe
What is Stranger Things?
You didn’t do the assignment, but you did do some self-reflection and healing, so you send this genre of email.
What is “I’ve been going through a lot mentally”?
(FEAAAAR) Something some of y’all will never use, but still carry “just in case” — next to your charger, gum, and hopes for cuffing season.
What is a condom?
(3x + 2)(x – 5) + (3x - 2)(x + 5).
6x2-20
In this show, a character explains his logic behind staying healthy with the quote: “Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”
What is The Office?
You tell your professor you couldn’t focus on the assignment because Mercury is in retrograde, your Moon is in caprisun , and you had a miscommunication with your group because your horoscope said you'd have bad luck. What are you?
What is Crazy?