"Sweeeeeeeeeet Caroline"
"Bam bam bam"
"North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!"
Donald Trump
Tonight's cocktail featuring maple syrup.
The Canadian Old Fashioned
Joe _
Mama
The current Mayor of Ottawa.
Mark Sutcliffe
Kanye West
A famous French sparkling wine, produced in a region near Paris.
Champagne
The evil cousin of a famous skateboarder named Tony.
Mike Hawk
Local museum featuring hundreds of millions of dollars in tanks.
The National War Museum
"The bombs bursting in air..."
"Next I'm buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in"
Elon Musk
Typically considered to be a "cheap" version of champagne, made with white grapes hailing from Italy.
Prosecco
Probably the most common one.
[The Teacher's Name]
Before the city was named "Ottawa", it was known as...
Bytown
"Just won't eat."
"an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume"
Monica Lewinski
A cider-like beverage, originating in England, made from pears.
Perry
[Short for Benjamin], [Town in England]
Ben Dover
Why was the city of Ottawa chosen to be the capital of Canada?
It was conveniently far from the American border whilst also being on the Ontario, Quebec border.
"California girls, we're unforgettable..."
"Daisy dukes, bikinis on top."
"EXCLUSIVE: I also like dry kale chips."
Mariah Carey
A cocktail with limes, dark rum and ginger beer, created hundreds of years ago by sailors in Bermuda.
The Dark & Stormy
[Short Form of Hubert], [Genre of Music]
Hugh Jazz
Where does my girlfriend live?
Aylmer