Valentine's Day Jokes
What do you write in a slug's Valentine's Day card?
Be my Valen-slime!
February was chosen for Black History Month because it marked the birthdays of former President ____ Lincoln and writer Frederick Douglas. Both were prominent abolitionists
Abraham
Chinese New Year, known in China as the Spring Festival and in Singapore as the ____ New Year, is a holiday on and around the new moon on the first day of the year in the traditional Chinese calendar.
Lunar
____ typically weigh between 12 and 15 pounds; Phil is 22 pounds.
Groundhogs
February 10th is National ___ Day. You might need one if it starts to rain.
Umbrella
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Rosa ____ is credited with helping to spark the Civil Rights movement when she refused to give up her public bus seat to a white man in Montgomery, Alabama in 1955–inspiring the Montgomery Bus Boycott
Parks
Houses are decorated with ___ Spring Festival couplets, ___ lanterns, and ___ paper cuttings; city streets are lit up by ___ lanterns; and numerous people are dressed in ___ . This is because ___ in Chinese culture is the symbol of happiness, wealth, and good luck. These ___ decorations are to the festival what Christmas trees are to Christmas.
red
______ is similar to being in a coma. When groundhogs go into ____, their heart rates drop to five beats per minute and they can lose up to 30 percent of their body fat.
Hibernation
The Superbowl is a ____ game played on the first Sunday in February.
football
What did the calculator say to the pencil?
You can count on me.
In 2021, Kamala Harris became the first woman of African or Asian descent to become ___ ____. Harris's mother immigrated to the United States from India and her father immigrated from Jamaica.
vice president
In China, each lunar cycle has 60 years and 12 years is regarded as a small cycle. Each of the 12 years is defined by an animal sign: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, and Pig. 2021 is the Year of the __ and 2022 is the Year of the Tiger.
Ox
The phrase “it's like groundhog day” means to ____ something over and over again.
repeat
February 11th is International Day of Women and Girls in ____. You can celebrate by doing an experiment and learning more about Marie Curie, Elizabeth Bragg, and Rachel Carson
Science
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
In 2008, Barack ____became the first Black president of the United States.
Obama
Chinese New Year is not only celebrated in Mainland China, but also observed in Hong Kong, Taiwan, Vietnam, Singapore and some other Asian countries as well as Chinatowns around the ____.
world
The National Climatic Data Center found that there is no correlation between Phil’s prediction and the actual _____ forecast.
weather
February 9th is National ___ Day. You can celebrate with cheese or pepperoni.
Pizza
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny.
Shirley Chisholm was the first African American woman elected to the House of Representatives. She broke ground again four years later in 1972 when she was the first major-party African American candidate and the first female candidate for _____ of the United States.
president
_____ are an indispensable part of the celebration to liven up the air of Spring Festival. Families set off ____ to celebrate the festival. The biggest ____ show is on Lunar New Year's Eve.
Fireworks
What’s your prediction? More wintry weather, or blue skies and sunshine?
:)
The third Monday in February is ____ Day. Here's a fun fact about one of them. The “S” in Harry S. Truman doesn’t actually stand for anything.
Presidents