FUNNY
WORDS
YOU MAY
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100

GOBEMOUCHE?

A) UNTHINKABLE

B) A PERSON WHO IS BELIEVABLE

C) A MASSIVE MOUSTACHE

B) A PERSON WHO IS BELIEVABLE

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SMELLFUNGUS?

A) A WILD MUSHROOM

B) A STRONG PUNGENT ODER

C) A CRITICAL PERSON

C) A CRITICAL PERSON

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ILL-WILLIE?

A) UNFRIENDLY

B) LOOKING SICKLY

C)  AN EERIE FEELING

A) UNFRIENDLY

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GAZUMP?

A) ONE WHO BREAKS A CONTRACT

B)  2 HIPPOS MATING

C) A LOT OF COMOTION

A) ONE WHO BREAKS A CONTRACT

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COLLUP?

A) A SLICE OF BEEF, OR A MEDALLION

B) A GREEN LEAFY VEGETABLE

C) A METAL SIEVE 

A) A SLICE OF BEEF, OR A MEDALLION

200

WIDDERSHINS?

A) A WEATHER BEATEN BUILDING

B) SOMEONE WHO IS BOW LEGGED

C) COUNTER CLOCK WISE

C) COUNTER CLOCKWISE

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ABSQUATULATE?

A) A TAKE OVER 

B) UNDECIDED ACTIONS

C) DEPART QUICKLY

C) DEPART QUICKLY

200

ARGLE- BARGLE?

A) HAGGLING OVER PRICES

B)  A LIVELY ARGUEMENT

C) IT MEANS NOTHING

B)  A LIVELY ARGUEMENT

200

PANJAMDRUM?

A) A WIDE EYED REALIZATION

B) SNOB, OF PRETENSIOUS

C) BOREDOM

B) SNOB, OF PRETENSIOUS

200

SNOOL?

A) TO BULLY

B) LIGHT HEARTED

C ) ORGAN PLAYING MONKEY'S HAT STRAP 

A) TO BULLY

300

TARADIDDLE?

A) A LOUD 

B) NONSENSE

C) STAR DUST

B) NONSENSE

300

HIGGLEDY - PIGGLEDY?

A) FEELING SILLY

B) TOTALLY CONFUSED

C) GREEDY 

B) TOTALLY CONFUSED

300

BILLINGSGATE?

A) A WEALTHY MAN

B) AN ENTRANCE FOR SERVANTS

C) BAD LANGUAGE

C) BAD LANGUAGE

300

JEJUNE?

A) JAPAN'S VERSION OF JUNE GLOOM

B) VERY INTERESTING

C) LACKING INTEREST

C) LACKING INTEREST

300

ERINACEOUS?

A) FAKE, OR FICTIOUS

B) SMALL ANIMAL THAT LOOKS LIKE A HEDGE HOG

C)  A PERSON WHO HAS BECOME HARDENED BY LIFE

B) SMALL ANIMAL THAT LOOKS LIKE A HEDGE HOG

400

SKULLDUGGERY?
A) A MYSTERY

B) UNDERHANDED

C) SINCERITY

B) UNDERHANDED

400

SESQUIPEDALIAN?

A) A SIZE 70 SHOE

B) A MEASUREMENT FOR 1 1/2 FEET (OR 18 INCHES)

C) AN ALIEN FROM STAR WARS

 B) A MEASUREMENT FOR 1 1/2 FEET (OR 18 INCHES)

400

GLITTERATI?

A) RICH AND FAMOUS

B) PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE FAMOUS

C) CLOTHING STORE FOR THE RICH AND FAMOUS

A) RICH AND FAMOUS

400

BORBORGYM?

A) A CROSS ROADS

B) STOMACH ACID

C) KINDNESS

B) STOMACH ACID

400

GUBBINS?

A) FEELING SORRY FOR ONES-SELF

B) FERTILIZER

C) FISH PARTS THAT YOU DON'T EAT

C) FISH PARTS THAT YOU DON'T EAT

500

CREPEHANGER

A) A NEGATIVE PERSON

B) A WEAKLING 

C) A LOUSY WALLPAPER HANGER

A) A NEGATIVE PERSON

500

DONGLE?

A) A PRECUSION INTRUMENT

B) A METAL PIECE IN A BELL THAT RINGS THE BELL 

C) A PIECE OF COMPUTER EQUIPMENT

C)  A PIECE OF COMPUTER EQUIPMENT

500

SHIVOO?

A) A LARGE PARTY OR GALA

B) SMALL KNIFE BLADE

C) RELATED TO VOO-DOO

A) A LARGE PARTY OR GALA

500

GONZO?
A) OUTLANDISH, OR CRAZY

B) OVER THE TOP JOURNALISM

C) UNIQUE

B) OVER THE TOP JOURNALISM

500

VOMITORY?

A) AN EXIT IN A THEATER

B) A DEBATE THAT GETS OUT OF HAND

C) SLANG FOR THE NURSES OFFICE

A) AN EXIT IN A THEATER

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