WORLD
BLOW IT OUT YOUR BARRACKS BAG?
A) GET OUT OF HERE
B) BE QUIET
C) YOU'RE LYING
B) BE QUIET
SWACKED?
A) KITCHEN DUTY
B) STUCK WITH MOPPING THE DECK
C) A DRUNKEN SAILOR
C) A DRUNKEN SAILOR
WHALE BANGER?
A) LOUD NOISES
B) DROPPED A BOMB ON A WHALE
C) ENEMY SUBS
B) DROPPED A BOMB ON A WHALE, MISTAKEN FOR AN ENEMY SUB
MUD?
A) IN DEEP TROUBLE
B) MAD UNDYING DEVOTION
C) A STRONG CUP OF COFFEE
C) A STRONG CUP OF COFFEE
MOTORIZED FRECKLES?
A) A GIRL IN A CONVERTIBLE CAR
B) GNATS OR FLYS BUZZING YOUR HEAD
C) BULLET SPRAY FROM FIGHTER PLANES
B) GNATS OR FLYS BUZZING YOUR HEAD
ASPARGUS STICK?
A) SKINNY SAILOR
B) PERISCOPE
C) AIRPLANE TOGGLE
B) PERISCOPE
DOG FOOD?
A) RATIONS
B) CORN BEEF HASH
C) CHIPPED BEEF
B) CORN BEEF HASH
KHAKI WACKY
A) SOLDIERS WHO COULDN'T WAIT TO GET IN BATTLE
B) SOLDIERS TOO YOUNG TO JOIN UP & LIED TO GET IN
C) WOMEN OBSESSED WITH MEN IN UNIFORM
C) WOMEN OBSESSED WITH MEN IN UNIFORM
CHROME DOME?
A) ARMY HATS
B) A BALD HEAD
C) BOMBS
B) A BALD HEAD
BATHTUB?
A) SUBMARINE IN FOR REPAIRS
B) MOTORCYCLES WITH A SIDE CAR SEAT
C) SUNKEN SHIP
B) MOTORCYCLES WITH A SIDE CAR SEAT
EGG IN YOUR BEER?
A) AN EXAGGERATED STORY
B) TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING
C) BEING EMBARASSED
B) TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING
BATTERY ACID?
A) FIELD FOOD
B) POWDERED LEMONADE
C) ALCOHOL
B) POWDERED LEMONADE
DOLL DIZZY?
A) SOLDIER IN LOVE
B) GIRL CRAZY SOLDIER
C) A CRAZY GIRL OBSESSED WITH SOLDIERS
B) GIRL CRAZY SOLDIER
DEAD HOOFER:
A) JUST FINISHED A 20 MILE HIKE WITH PACK
B) VERY BAD DANCER
C) COMING BACK LATE FROM LEAVE
B) VERY BAD DANCER
HEN FRUIT?
A) A HEN PECKED HUSBAND
B) A CHICK MAGNET
C) EGGS
C) EGGS
GIVE IT THE DEEP SIX?
A) IGNORE IT
B) A BURIEL
C) HIDE IT
B) A BURIEL
WHEEZES?
A) OUT OF SHAPE NEWBY
B) A JOKESTER
C) SARGEANTS WHO WORKED THEIR SQUAD HARD
B) A JOKESTER
DUSTY SHINCRACKER?
A) OLDER DANCER, OUT OF STYLE
B) A LOUSY DANCER
C) A HIGH COMPLIMENT FOR DANCERS
C) A HIGH COMPLIMENT FOR DANCERS
PENNIES FROM HEAVEN?
A) PRETTY GIRLS
B) EASY MONEY EARNED
C) PERKS ON THE JOB
B) EASY MONEY EARNED
KILLER DILLER?
A) REALLY COOL
B) GREAT SHOT
C) A LADIES MAN
A) REALLY COOL
TABLE MUSCLE?
A) MILITARY LEADERS WHO ATE FIRST
B) A 6 PACK, OR ABS
C) TABLE SCRAP FAT FROM ALL OF THE MEALS
C) TABLE SCRAP FAT FROM ALL OF THE MEALS
COMPLETELY CHEESED?
A) VERY UPSET
B) VERY BORED
C) VERY GOOFY
B) VERY BORED
SNAP YOUR CAP?
A) LOSE YOUR TEMPER
B) CLOSE THE HATCH ON A SUB
C) STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAT
A) LOSE YOUR TEMPER
ANCHOR CRANKER?
A) A CRABBY SAILOR
B) GENERAL TERM FOR A SAILOR
C) A SAILOR IN TROUBLE
B) GENERAL TERM FOR A SAILOR
STOMPERS?
A) A LOUSY DANCER
B) SHOES
C) MARCHING MEN
B) SHOES