Miguel
That's my __ tingle
Milk
I would like you to not be ____
breastfed
I'd eat anything deep fried, except ______
I am God's most _______ solider
Unemployed
I'm joining the fight on ____ on the side of ______
Cancer
I am basically Jesus Christ but for ____
Women
I'm not a step-dad, I am the ______ _____ who stepped up
Biological Dad
The Grinch has _____ _____, is that why you like him so much?
Mommy issues?
____ death is throughout and perpetual
Twink
It was a five hour long video essay about _____. I don't remember what the point was- he went crazy. Or maybe I did.
ICarly
Just like how you get _____ _______, I get seasonal allergies
Seasonal depression
Low _____ score today, fellas. They won't let me in.
Austim
It's like when your kid dies but ____
Worse
Did you hear they got ______ for tax fraud?
Air Bud
If you think about it, Jesus and his disciples are just like _____
Weezer
I am going to ___ that guy's wife
Cuck
I would watch ____ ____ if I voiced all the characters
Family Guy
Yeah, that's rough, but ____ is a compromise and I could break a brick on those abs
Marriage
They wanted my ____! Might as well post hole on LinkedIn
The US government never should've stopped being racist to ______
Mormons
It's like a reflex for me to ____ ______ _____
Silence women's voices
I wish there was an old English protection charm against _____
Faggots
You have worse mental disorders than just ____, it wouldn't have felt fair to the other ones.
Virgin
I feel like a pastoral creature myself and I am known for a weakness for _______ fanfiction
Hurt/comfort
I get attractive men and you get ________
Schizophrenia