Statehood
Wicked pissah! This state gained its statehood in 1788! I told ya that party would be worth it!
Massachusetts
Those Greeks! Philosophy, Democracy, this seventh grade standard! What could they do wrong?
Orcinus Orca. That's Latin for Orcinus Orca!
Killer Whale
A Beaver came out in these 2010 winter games
Vancouver
Well see now that makes sense!
This country in 2008 voted to protect the rights of...nature!
Nature does seem to be their national past time
Ecuador
Don't-cha-know! This here state been trying for years, except everybody just thinks were Canadian! What are they talkin aboot? 1858 was our year!
Minnesota
You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only... well minus four years
Thirteen
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Per square mile, Wales is home to more of these than any other European country
Castles
I can see my house from here! The largest skyscraper in the world opens up. Empire no more
Burj Khalifa
I've heard of the Red Planet, but Red Island...
Don't remember that from all those movies
Madagascar
I always felt the old one was so drab! It clearly needed a makeover, and in 1912, it became fabulous!
New Mexico
Sally Sells Sea Shells Down By The
National Seashore
The names Whale. Beluga Whale!
Russia made headlines when a Beluga Whale was captured as a ...
Spy
I can still hear them! They shall never cease! I can still hear the vuvuzelas! They won't stop til I'm deceased!
South Africa
Dunks over Starbucks of course. However, had it not be for this country... No way I could deal with these seventh graders
Tin soldiers and Nixon's coming
We're finally on our own
This summer, I hear the drumming
Four dead in (1803)
Ohio
You probably don't even remember! 13 years ago, a horrible series of winter storms hit the east coast leaving up to 40 inches in snow in less than a week! President Obama gave this phenomenon the unfortunate name of...
Think Bruce Willis and Aerosmith or Gravity Falls
Snowmaggedon
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is the name of a town in Wales.
Easier to pronounce, yet even bigger. This name of a Welshman is home to what geographical feature.
Mt. Everest
Tom Brady
What would salt be without pepper. Like peanut butter to jelly. Like ketchup to french fries. Like nutella to white rice...well maybe not that last one. Regardless this country would leave salt hanging if it wasn't for their exports.
Vietnam
NO! THE OTHER ONE! (1889)
I apologize to all of you. My seventh grade year will forever remembered by the founding of this company.
Now they want to take it space? Hopefully the aliens will be less toxic.
Thar she blows!!! "Whale" maybe we should say 'thar she wails' as the Sperm Whale has the loudest cry in the animal kingdom.
In second... come on!
Mantis Shrimp
Das is gut! Germany took home Eurovision with their song about something out of this world! Literally :)
Satellite
It's alive!!!
But it is slow. At least slower than Frankenstein
Nepal