1. He loves substitutes.
2. Teacher: "Why is your HW so badly done?" Student: "My tutor did it."
Who is Abdullahi
When I look in the mirror, I see myself minus the birthmark
Who is Iyad
You can find salt that is named after me. I am high and mighty.
What are the Himalayan Mountains
This rotten neighbor won't leave me alone. He comes to me 20 times a day insisting on my electron. He said he is the strongest neighbor of us all and will take it eventually. Such a power hungry, filthy freak.
What is fluorine
What happened? I kicked the wall but I am the one who is hurt. OUCH! Darned law.
What is Newton's Third Law of Motion
We are the World because I can Heal the World because last time I checked, I was the Man in the Mirror
Who is Michael Jackson
Question: "So what is the answer _____?"
Answer: "What, who, where am I, did I just wake up?"
Who is Salma
Open air concentration camp. You can't enter it and if you do, you can't come out of it. No wonder they are creating underground tunnels.
What is Gaza
What? I thought I was fatter than this. How did I go from 100N on Earth to almost 12N on the moon?
What is the gravitational pull of earth
My name is NiCKAr but some people call me by 4 different names
What is nickel, carbon, potassium, and Argon
She is exploring the world at such a young age and no one even asks her where she or her sidekick monkey went.
Who is Dora
"That's not fair, they cheated."
Game 2: "That's not fair, they cheated."
Game 3: "That's not fair, they cheated."
Who is Ahmed
I am what causes nice statues to look like someone socked them in the face or what causes them to look deformed.
What is erosion
Why are you putting pressure on me like this? Now my stomach is expanding in the opposite direction in equal amounts.
What is Pascal's Law
Don't touch my 8 kids. Each child has 4 arms and they certainly love to bond together. But keep in mind that they only bond once/arm and each child can only bond 4 times maximum.
What is octane
It is like a bag of skittles. Some are cool and yellow and some are super sour. But you put these together, and they make this up
What is the 6th grade class
teacher's truthful and trusty friend. No loyalty to anyone but the truth
Who is Yonis
I am Indian. I don't like the British colonization. But I am peaceful. I believe that fasting will send the message
Who is Gandhi
the faster you push down on me, the more I push back up in air
What is air resistance
I am multiplying. What is happening to me? I am growing faster and faster and more bonds are created and replicating. I am the king.
what are polymers
"Seriously, who eats banana chips? What is my dad doing to me? I want Oreos. What am I going to do with gluten free cookies?"
Who is Niyad
dat, wut, fb, bf, doh, cuz I can't remember the words
Who is Nadia
What are plate tectonics
We are the parents of babies whose names are salt and water.
What are acids + bases
I was vibrating like crazy. Thank you for adding this so that I can move more freely.
What is heat