RETIREMENT!
This is the highly sought-after condition where sleeping until your body files a formal request to wake up, travelling while everyone else is trapped at work, playing golf on a Tuesday for no reason whatsoever, taking a three-hour lunch because nobody is timing you, finally getting around to the hobbies you’ve been postponing since 1997, and booking a vacation without consulting a calendar, a boss, or your remaining vacation days are all considered perfectly reasonable behaviour.
What is FREEDOM!
This is the position Al is now in! WELCOME to RETIREMENT Al!