The Context
Jon
What is "It's like if you called a friend and said 'Hey I need help killing a possum in my oven,' and they said sure, but then they just don't show up, and you say 'What the heck man, where were you?' And they're like 'Oh, sorry, I had to go jerk off in a Wendy's bathroom.'"?
Jacob
What is "Planet fitness employees want to sodomize me."?
Jake