BEFORE AND AFTER
STAR OF KUNG FU PANDA AND A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA GET 21
JACK BLACK JACK
EVEN THOUGH AN OWL IN A COMMERCIAL SAID IT ONLY TAKES 3, THE RESEARCHERS FOUND THAT IT TAKES EXACTLY 364 LICKS TO GET TO THE CENTER OF THIS CANDY
TOOTSIE POP
YOUNG GIRL IS KIDNAPPED LOOSES HER MIND, STARTS TALKING TO FURNITURE AND EVENTUALLY MARRIES HER KIDNAPPER ONCE HE GETS A MAKE OVER.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
IN THIS STATE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE YOUR PET MOOSE ON THE SIDEWALK
ALASKA
A VERY FUN AND INQUISITIVE MONKEY AND THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
CURIOUS GEORGE WASHINGTON
THIS PERSONS TALL HAT HAS EXACTLY 100 PLEATS IN IT, I WONDER IF THAT MAKES THE FOOD TASTE BETTER.
CHEF
A GIRL HAS TO PRETEND TO BE A MAN TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
MULAN
THIS STATE ACTUALLY HAS A LAW THAT SAYS YOU CAN MANIPULATE THE WEATHER AT WILL, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A PERMIT, MUST BE HOW THEY MAKE THE MOUNTAINS SO BLUE
COLORADO
WHEN YOU VOMIT AND LOOKING AT THINGS FROM THE OPPOSITE VIEW
THROW UPSIDE DOWN
AS IF THEY COULD BE MORE ADORABLE, THESE SEA MAMALS HOLD HANDS WHILE SLEEPING SO THEY DON'T DRIFT AWAY
OTTERS
CREEPY NOSELESS MAN HAS A DISTURBING OBSESSION WITH A YOUNG TRANSFER STUDENT FOR OVER A DECADE.
Harry Potter
THIS IS THE ONLY STATE THAT HAS OFFICIALLY MADE DWARF TOSSING ILLEGAL..... WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE THEY RESIDENTS ARE REGULARLY KNOWN FOR DOING CRAZY STUFF, AT LEAST IN THE PAN HANDLE
FLORIDA
JULIUS CEASAR SALAD
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL NATIONAL ANIMAL OF SCOTLAND, WHICH ACCORDING TO MY 3 YEAR OLD NEICE MEANS THEY ARE NOT A MYTHICAL CREATURE
UNICORN
A PARANOID BILLIONAIRE GOES TO EXTREME MEASURE TO GET RID OF AN ILLEGAL IMIGRANT IN THE US
BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
IT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS STATE TO POSSESS $600 OR MORE WORTH OF SALAMANDERS, AND IS PUNISHABLE OF UP TO 5 YEARS IN JAIL, GOOD THING I ONLY HAVE $589 WORTH OTHERWISE ID BE IN TROUBLE
ILLINOIS
CBS SITCOM STARING NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND THE NUN WHO WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IN 1979 FOR FOUNDING MISSIONARIES FOR CHARITY
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER THERESA
IN 2014 THIS DATING APP MADE THE ONLY ONLINE MATCH TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS CONTINENT, SHOWING THAT YOU CAN FIND "LOVE" ANYWHERE, EVEN IN NEGATIVE 40 DEGREE WEATHER.
ANTARCTICA
THIS MOVIE STARTS OFF BAD AND GETS WORSE, KEEPING YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT A FAMILY IS RIPPED APPART WHEN THIS MANS WIFE IS MURDERED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM, FORCING HIM TO RAISE HIS ONLY CHILD WHO IS DISABLED. ONLY AFTER YEARS LATER THE BOY IS KIDNAPPED AND THE FATHER ENLISTS THE HELP OF ANOTHER MENTALLY HANDICAPPED WOMAN IN ORDER TO TRAVEL TO ANOTHER WORLD TO GET HIM BACK.
FINDING NEMO
IN THIS STATE YOU BETTER GET USED TO LUKE WARM DRINKS BECAUSE LIQUOR STORES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SELL REFRIGERATED DRINKS EVEN WATER, THOSE DARN HOOSIERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE MISSING
INDIANA