Facilitating
They might look like they’re staring at trees, but they’re actually reading an entire ecosystem. Their lectures often happen outdoors, and they know more Latin plant names than you know street names. Their lab coats smell faintly of cedar.
Faculty of Forestry
This triages the injured while bringing food to them in bed
Emergency Room Service
A short life story of someone, & a 3-member musical act
Bio and Trio
Bread, Carving, Steak
Knives
Their essays could change your mind—or make you question why you have one. They quote philosophers like old friends, and can turn a simple “How was your day?” into a debate about morality or modernity. Coffee is both fuel and fashion.
Faculty of Arts
Synonym for a barbecue where Hey Ya! is played
One is something you might run through your hair, the other is somewhere you might rest forever.
Comb and Tomb
Granada, Valencia, Bilbao
Cities in Spain
This word describes behavior that looks sincere on the outside but is actually done for attention, validation, or social points. This can be seen through things such as matcha, listening to Clairo, and wearing headphone wires
Performative
When someone says “group work,” they already have a spreadsheet, a color palette, and a motivational quote. Their wardrobes and presentations are equally curated. They talk about “branding” like it’s a personality trait.
Faculty of Commerce and Business Administration
Sauder School of Business
The most energetic person at the event reads George Orwell's classic about the Manor Farm
A trainee in a skilled trade, & to lure by arousing desire or hope
Apprentice and Entice
Take Care, Her Loss, More Life
Drakes Albums
They measure life in vital signs and caffeine doses. Their textbooks read like survival manuals, and they can’t watch medical dramas without commenting on accuracy. Compassion is their language, but precision is their craft.
Faculty of Medicine
A certain ancient civilization that men obsess over in a TikTok trend time-travels and becomes a Jay-Z song about NYC
Roman Empire State of Mind
A tremulous, pulsating vocal effect, & a Russet Burbank
Vibrato and Potato
30 for 30, F2F, 2AM
Their idea of a casual conversation involves personal growth, motivation theories, and how kids learn empathy. They cheer you on like coaches but also mark your essays like critics. The classroom is both their stage and their lab.
Faculty of Education
A standard piece of lumber twice as wide as it is thick is also a day or time meaningful to cannabis users
2 by 420
Disfiguring skin disease once resulting in quarantining, & a little too interested in the affairs of others
Leprosy and Nosy
Kelvin, Ok, Thousand
Things that K might mean