Family Peeves
Not wearing these in the house is a surefire way to make Dad mad
Socks or Shoes
Thomas was friends with this kid, who was related to the owners of Camp Nabby
Ty
Patrick failed to attend this party after injuring his feet while attempting to ride Thomas’s bike down the huge hill on Hollis Lane
Kooneys 4th of July Party
the name of the resteraunt that was across the street from Lollies old condo
Water Street Bar & Grill
Mom is planning to go see this artist
Mika
This is the beverage Pop-Pop would send back whenever it was served too cold
Coffee
This Neighbor on Hollis Lane babysat Thomas once
Izzi Popalizzio
This wrongful act is something both Thomas and Patrick have attempted, only to be caught before heading out with their friends
taking vodka from the bar and trying to replace it with water
This is the name of the street where the family’s beach shack was located in New Jersey
Burnt Tavern Road
Thomas recently started dating this girl
Mikayla
Dad famously chased Thomas around the kitchen with scissors because Thomas refused to get this
a haircut
Mom made Patrick go into the city to see a circus with this kid
Emil
Patrick took part in this activity on some mornings before elementary school
Choir
This is the name of the hotel where the family stayed while on vacation in Paris
Hotel du Collectioneur
Patrick Graduated College With these degrees
Major in Business Administration with a specialization in Digital Marketing and a minor in Communications
The Band Dad can't stand because according to him "they drone on and on"
The Smiths
This kid blamed Patrick for bullying him in middle school and subsequently left the school system entirely
Phillip Stevens (Patrick did nothing wrong, the kid just smelled bad and was weird so no one liked him)
Dad would threaten to send both kids to this boarding school if they continued to misbehave as children
St. Basels School for Naughty Boys
This is the name of the dog that famously brought a deer skull back to the house at Hollis Lane
Paris
Patrick will work for this company as a public affairs fellow in 2026
Craft Media
This is the condiment Dad used to put in soup growing up to make it spicier
Sherry Pepper Sauce
This is the kid Patrick got in trouble with for a fight on the bus ride to school, but later became a close friend throughout middle school
Sam Parker
Thomas got detention in high school from this act
football tackling and wrestling with his friend
This is the name of the castle located on Lake Geneva that the family visited on vacation
Chillion Castle
Patrick lives with these roomates
Isaac, Logan, Grant