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100

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

100

If you cut a watermelon in half, how many pieces do you have? Two or four?

Two!

100

She don't like bananas.

Correction: She doesn't like bananas.

100

What color is Sonic?

Blue

100

This English word looks like "actuellement" in French, but it actually means "en réalité." What is it?

Actually

200

Is your refrigerator running?

You better catch it!

200

Which is smaller: a trumpet or a tuba?

A trumpet.

200

I can plays the guitar.

Correction: I can play the guitar.

200

What is Barbie’s boyfriend’s name?

Ken

200

In French, "library" means a place where you buy books. What does "library" mean in English?

A place where you borrow books for free

300

What’s a tree’s favourite drink?

Root beer.

300

Do pumpkins grow on trees or on vines?

On vines.

300

Yesterday, I go to the park.

Yesterday, I went to the park.

300

In Minecraft, what do you mostly do: fight monsters, build things, or play soccer?

Build things

300

If you say “I am sensible” in English, it doesn’t mean you are sensitive. What does “sensible” mean in English?

Someone who makes good decisions; reasonable

400

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven ate nine.

400

Does the word “dictionary” have three or four syllables?

Four syllables.

400

He is more taller than his brother.

Correction: He is taller than his brother.

400

In what land does the story of Wicked take place?

Oz

400

This English word looks like “réaliser” in French, but it doesn’t mean “to create” or “to make.” What does "to realize" mean?

To suddenly understand or become aware of something

500

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

500

Does “toss” mean to kick something, or throw something?

"Toss" means to throw something.

500

I have visited Paris last year.

I visited Paris last year.

500

Name two emotions from Inside Out.

Joy, Sadness, Anger, Fear, Disgust

500

In French, "assister" means “to attend” an event. In English, what does "to assist" mean?

To help someone.

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