3rd Graders
"Third graders always have the most odorous feet."
Read in the voice of: A teeny tiny mouse
I'm going to give Mr. O'Neill one hundred dollars!
Say it like you're BATMAN
Mr. Cloud and Mr. Dimmit like to sing opera together on Tuesdays.
Read it like you're FANCY
Little Timmy went on a walk to the grocery store.
Say it like you're BRITISH
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
Say it 3 times FAST
"3rd Graders always follow their morning routine."
Read in the deepest voice you can.
Mr. O'Neill, can we please have extra homework this evening?
Read it like you're trying not to laugh.
Mr. Dimmit forgot his walkie-talkie, but fortunately Mr. Cloud brought it for him.
Say it like you're TIRED
Little Timmy follows instructions the FIRST time.
Say it like you're REALLY SORRY
Red leather, yellow leather.
Say it 3 times fast.
Third Graders NEVER talk in the middle of instruction.
Read like you are SCARED.
Mr. O'Neill, I'll never ask to use the restroom during instruction again.
Say it like you're ANGRY
Mr. Cloud has to go potty, so Mr. Dimmit is going to be the substitute for his counseling class.
Say it like you're SHOCKED
Little Timmy was talking in the hallway.
Say it like you're TATTLING ON SOMEONE
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Say it 3 times fast
Third Graders are horribly afraid of Chicken Bananas
Say it like you're EXCITED
Mr. O'Neill is so cool, I think he may be the GOAT.
Say it like you're a ROBOT
Mr. O'Neill is taller than both Mr. Cloud and Mr. Dimmit, yeah baby!
Little Timmy accidentally set his desk on fire!
Say it WITHOUT laughing.
A box of biscuits, a bag of biscuits, a biscuit mixer.
3 times fast!
Third Graders love going to the dentist, and they NEVER get cavities.
Say it like you're SAD.
Mr. O'Neill's canine companions, Jonah and Mya, are the most wonderful dogs in the world!
Say it like you're CONFUSED
Mr. Cloud and Mr. Dimmit like to go to ballet dancing class together.
Say it like you're NERVOUS
Little Timmy can write an eleven-page essay in ten minutes!
Say it like YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Can you say it right the FIRST time?