"I am almost a doctor!"
During the physical exam, this term describes discomfort elicited by palpation.
Tenderness
A nickname for Spokane that includes its most famous flower
Lilac city
Oh, I forgot my nutmeg!
T Bass! Dr. Bassler
Virchow's triad
Endothelial injury, stasis, hypercoagulability
A. Burn due to water skis, on fire, initial encounter
B. Burn due to surfboard overheating, initial encounter
A!
Another term for pulmonary crackles
Rales
In this year, the world's fair was held in Spokane
1974
Man, I love anatomy
Dr. Gallaher
Beck's triad
Hypotension, elevated JVP, muffled heart sounds
A. Pecked by a chicken, initial encounter
B. Attacked by a goose, initial encounter
A!
Losartan, irbesartan, valsartan
ARBS
This day on which we recognize a loved one originated in Spokane
Father's day
FTD - fixing to die
Dr. Cairns
Unhappy knee triad
ACL, MCL, medial meniscus
A. Trendy fashion sense
B. Bizarre personal appearance
B
A fixed split S2 is indicative of
ASD
This was the original title for what is known today as Spokane
Spokan Falls
Put that in your pipe and smoke it
Dr. Sayers
AAA triad
Hypotension, pulsatile mass, flank pain
A. Injured at monster truck rally, subsequent encounter
B. Sucked into a jet engine, subsequent encounter
B!
6 Ps of acute compartment syndrome
Pain
Parathesia
Pallor
Pulselessness
Paralysis
Poikilothermia
This famous crooner was from Spokane
Bing Crosby
They look like dog meat
Dr. Fregeau
IgA vasculitis triad
palpable purpura, arthralgias, abdominal pain
A. Walked into a lamppost
B. Pedestrian on foot injured in collision with Segway
A! (watch out for lampposts)