Antiquated TXT Lingo
TTYL
What is Talk To You Later?
Introduced the Model-T and developed the assembly line: 4
Who is Ford?
This term that sounds like something kept in a billfold refers to one’s virginity.
What is V-card?
This 1971 film starring Charlton Heston was based on the novel I Am Legend.
What is The Omega Man?
Chester Cheetah
What is Cheetos?
You’re dying? IDC
What is I Don’t Care?
Largest of the major lobes of the brain: 7
What is frontal?
The OED claims that this word is an interjection primarily used by children when two people say the same thing at the same time.
What is jinx?
This word means an extremely small amount, but this clue probably doesn’t help one…
What is iota?
Lucky Leprechaun
What is Lucky Charms?
I love Star Wars! MTFBWY
What is May The Force Be With You?
Opposite of piano: 5
What is forte?
The OED defines this cookie butter ingredient as, “Thin, crunchy, spiced biscuits of a type popular in the Netherlands, Belgium, France, Germany, and Austria.”
What is speculoos?
Archimede’s constant which is slightly less than 22/7.
What is pi?
Snap, Crackle, and Pop
What is Rice Krispies?
Don’t send that! POS
What is Parents Over Shoulder?
Folkloric music of Andalusia: 8
What is flamenco?
This word was popularized by judges on American Idol who descried a singer’s performance as slightly out of tune.
What is pitchy?
This type of medication forces your heart to beat more slowly and with less force, thus lowering your blood pressure.
What are beta blockers?
Quicky
What is Nesquick?
I miss you! WYWH
What is Wish You Were Here?
Zoosporia, Basidiomycota, and Ascomycota, for example: 5
What are fungi?
The OED now has two individual entries for the idea of unacknowledged prejudice; these two words precede the word “bias” to make up the two entries.
What are implicit and unconscious?
The accidental exposure to this is what caused Dr. Banner to become The Incredible Hulk.
What are gamma rays?
Charlie the Tuna
What is StarKist?