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100

Which fast food chain's late '90s advertisements featured a talking chihuahua?

What is Taco Bell?

100

Which of the following fruits is not botanically classified as a true berry?

What is a strawberry?

100

A woman falsely accused Wendy's of having a severed human finger in her chili in what early '00s year?

What is 2005?

100

When trying to make chocolate-flavored cookies, a baker accidentally made which well-loved cookie instead?

What is a chocolate chip cookie?

100

There's enough garlic in here to kill every ______ blank in Europe.

What is a vampire?

200

Which US city has the most donut shops per capita?

What is Boston?

200

In 2011-2012, the maple syrup market was disrupted by the "Great Canadian Maple Heist." Losing roughly 18 CAD in the product, how many tons of maple syrup was stolen? 

What is 3,000 tons?

200

Name the HBO miniseries that chronicles the way several people scammed the McDonald's Monopoly game. 

What is McMillions?

200

One popular origin story for pink lemonade claims that the pink color of this well-loved drink came from?

What is dirty laundry water?

200

This ____ is so raw, he's still Finding Nemo

What is Fish?

300

McDonald's long-awaited All Day Breakfast debuted in which year?

What is 2015?

300

What does the Italian word, "espresso" translate to?

What is pressed out?

300

Which pizza chain was caught operating under the name "Pasqually's Pizza & Wings" across food delivery apps? 

What is Chuck E. Cheese?

300

What beloved breakfast cereal was created with the intention of quelling people's sexual urges? 

What is Kellogg's Corn Flakes?

300

You added so much ____ and ______, I can hear the dish singing 'Push It.'

What is Salt and Pepper?

400

Hardee's a popular fast food chain on the east coast, operates under what name in other parts of the United States?

What is Carls Jr?

400

What South Asian country produces the most bananas per year?

What is India?

400

Which fast food chain was under fire for an ingredient found in their bread that was also produced yoga mats?

What is Subway?

400

Which of the following candies was invented as an alternative to smoking?

What is Pez?

400

You used so much ____, the U.S. wants to invade the f---ing plate.

What is oil?

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