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Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because its mother was in a jam.
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Why is salad always young?
because it is a saLAD.
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Why do you eat?
Because you like it.
100

What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?

Fishsticks.
100

What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

A cuCUMber.
200
What did the muffin say when the cupcake asked it what going on?
Muffin much.
200
Why did the tomato go red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
200
Why is spinach green?
Because it is leafy.
200

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

Chewing gum.
200

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

An ear of corn.
300
Why did the french fry cry?
It wasn't crying;it had oil in its eyes and cheeks.
300
Why do cabbages and lettuce have many layers?
Because it is part of the salad's dresses.
300
What two things can you not have at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
300

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

A donut.
300

A container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?

An egg.
400
What has a hole but tastes good?
A donut.
400
Why is healthy food healthy?
Because it has to be.
400
What are you eating every second?
Anything you can eat.
400

What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?

Cheerios.
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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