Junk Food Jokes
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because its mother was in a jam.
Why did the banana go to he hairdresser?
Because it had split ends
What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
What kind of an apple isnt an apple?
A pineapple
Why did the peanut butter go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a bit nutty
Why did the oreo go to the dentist?
It lost is filling.
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Why did the ice cream break up with the spoon?
It couldn't handle the cold shoulder
What two things can you not have at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A bagel
A container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me. What am I?
What do you call someone who raps about vegetables?
a beet-boxer
What kind of vegetable do you need for a flat tire?
A-SPARE-agus
What did the frog order at the burger joint?
French Flies and a diet croak
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Why did the milkshake go to the party?
It wanted to shake things up
Why did the pod excuse itself from the dinner table?
I had to pea
What is a noodles favorite action movie?
Mission Im-pasta-ble
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jellyfish
What is the wealthiest nut?
CASHew