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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
What kind of tea do football players drink?
A penaltea!
Why shouldn't you play football in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
When do football players wear armour?
When they play “knight” games!
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
Put me in coach!
Which two football teams played in the pirate Super Bowl?
The Seahawks and Buccaneers!
Where do hungry players go to eat?
The “supper” bowl!
Why was the pig ejected from the football game?
Because he was playing dirty!
how do football players stay cool?
By staying close to their fans!
Why did the football player bring string to the game?
So he could “tie” the game!
What do football players wear on Halloween?
Face masks!
Why did the orange lose the race?
It ran out of juice!
Why did the porcupine win the football game?
Because he had the most points!
Who are the happiest people at the football game?
Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?
New Jersey!
Why was the ghost asked to join the football team?
They needed more team “spirit”!
Why did the quarterback open a bakery?
Too many turnovers!
Because they “hog” the ball!
What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touch down?
Dino-score.
What did the football say to the punter?
I get a kick out of you!
His heart wasn’t in it.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my “quarter - back”.
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
He was a “boxer”.
A “fumble” bee
What did the receiver say to the football?
Catch you later!