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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

100

What kind of tea do football players drink?

A penaltea!

100

Why shouldn't you play football in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!

100

When do football players wear armour?

When they play “knight” games!

100

What did the football player say to the flight attendant?

Put me in coach!

200

Which two football teams played in the pirate Super Bowl?

The Seahawks and Buccaneers!

200

Where do hungry players go to eat?

The “supper” bowl!

200

Why was the pig ejected from the football game? 

Because he was playing dirty!

200

how do football players stay cool?

By staying close to their fans!

200

Why did the football player bring string to the game?

So he could “tie” the game! 

300

What do football players wear on Halloween?

Face masks!

300

Why did the orange lose the race?

It ran out of juice!

300

Why did the porcupine win the football game?

Because he had the most points!

300

Who are the happiest people at the football game?

The “cheer”leaders!
300

Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?

New Jersey!

400

Why was the ghost asked to join the football team?

They needed more team “spirit”!

400

Why did the quarterback open a bakery?

Too many turnovers!

400
Why can’t you play football with pigs?

Because they “hog” the ball!

400

What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touch down?

Dino-score. 

400

What did the football say to the punter?

I get a kick out of you!

500
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?

His heart wasn’t in it. 

500

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my “quarter - back”.

500

Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

He was a “boxer”.

500
Which insect is the worst football player?

A “fumble” bee

500

What did the receiver say to the football?

Catch you later! 

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