Krytenian Placenames
This city is deemed to be the most unpronounceable
What is Aigburth?
The concept of bone broth was discovered in this country 321 years ago
What is Bonesea?
This Euran Prime Minister accidentally invented the Macarena while dreaming about the new moves his artistic swimming teams could perform at the Olympics.
Who is Ian Smith?
This language has twenty-three words for turnip.
What is Farf-utch?
A country that has had SRS problems with the SRS rankings, SRSly.
What is Electrum?
This city was named after a hundred people with the same name founded it
What is Stanton?
Magpies evolved their shark beaks to continuously peck this person.
Who is Laborious Hawk?
She's the multiverse's favourite kook, other than the other one.
Who is Aki Asami?
It can be used to swat flies, gnats, mosquitoes and komodo dragons
What is a rolled up copy of The Turnip?
The phrase 'chicken tikka masala' was invented here.
What is Graintfjall?
Nothing particularly interesting happens here
What is Dereapolis?
Bollonich was named after this dish back in the 1800s, said to grant 'mythical healing powers' and indigestion.
What is spaghetti bolognese?
This scientific and completely avoidable phenomenon causes people to inexplicably condemn certain national flags such as Busoga Islands and Sargossa.
What is the rippling effect?
Turnip the radio please, I can't here anything at all!
What is the most painful turnip-related pun in existence?
This country's national animal is the lion even though it clearly has a different animal on its flag, seriously, what is even up with that.
What is Vdara?
Until 2015 it was officially known as Nvidia
What is Hastings?
This appliance serves as the most recent ancestor for all Sylestonian non-humans.
What is the hand-cranked vacuum cleaner?
Before finding success on the field, this footballer made a living drying out used headbands before finding out washing machines were a thing
Who is Jeremy Jaffacake?
A popular community says this to the Omericans who take The Turnip too seriously.
What is 'Ingurgitated the Turnip'?
A country that thinks they're better than us because it's not spelled in English.
What is Mytanija?
It was captured by the Starblaydians in the Great Soccer War, where at least a million balls lost their lives
What is Emberton?
This nation's flag, invented at least fifty, maybe fifty-one years ago, represents the view of an archaic urinal trough at a football stadium.
What are The Licentian Isles?
Only uncultured peoples eat this type of sausage, which is known for being black and thick.
What is blood sausage?
This regular television show comes second in terms of high-concept satire compared to ours truly.
What is Naked News Jeruselem?
A country where people say they can't complain every time you ask what it's like to live there.
What is North Japan?