Professor Steg calls it..
Hot Air Balloon
What is a: Floaty-Ball-Person-Carrier?
Did Dad go forward or backward through time, from the aliens to the pirates?
Backward
What sound signaled the presence of the aliens?
Who is the leader of the pirates?
Queen of the Pirates
A diamond
What is a: Special-shiny-clear-stone?
The pirates were in both the future and the past, depending on who was speaking. Explain.
They were the far future for Professor Steg but they were in the past for Dad.
What did the aliens look like?
Green, rather globby, very grumpy
What does Dad teach the pirates about?
How to use a plank, walking the plank
Coconut
What is a:hard-hairy-wet-white-cruncher?
What did the aliens want?
Ownership of the planet, in order to remodel it.
What was the name of the volcano god?
Splod
Big-red-flat-pressy-thing
What is a button? (named after his Aunt Button)
How many eyes did the volcano god have?
1
What were the aliens arrested for?
Breaking into people's planets and redecorating them
Professor Steg and Dad