jokes 1
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
he was picking his nose
What do you call a bankrupt Santa Clause?
Saint Nickel-less
The square root of 81 is
9
In Hamilton, we learn that Alexander Hamilton was
a) descended from the English Royal Family
b) an immigrant
c) a slave
b) an immigrant
Which resident has a birthday in May?
M.N.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
a puddle
What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown
the square root of 144 is
12
The person who wrote and directed the musical Hamilton played character?
a) George Washington
b) Aaron Burr
c) Alexander Hamilton
c) Alexander Hamilton
Which staff is an Aquarius?
Ms. Raven
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause
How does a snowman get to work?
By Icicle
4 squared equals
16
Who is Mike Pence?
the last vice-president of the U.S.
What does "c'est la vie" mean?
(pronounced Say La Vee)
"that's life"
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
NOEL
What do you call cutting down Christmas trees?
Christmas Chopping
8 squared equals
64
What happened to both Alexander Hamilton and his son?
lost a duel
Which resident doesn't (gasp) like chocolate?
E.T.
What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"?
Santa Clause walking backwards.
What is Santa Claus's primary language?
North Polish
the cube root of 27 is
3
What is Ms. Natara's last name?
:)
Which resident once lived in New York?
E.H.