Chosen Ones With Issues
Orphan boy goes to boarding school to troll a bald man
Harry Potter
A yellow electric mouse helps a child travel the world, defeat adults, and capture wildlife for enslaved battles.
Pikachu/Pokemon
A group of criminals, a tree, and a raccoon with gun access accidentally become galactic heroes.
What is Guardians of the Galaxy?
Kids discover a magical closet and immediately get involved in foreign politics with a lion.
Narnia
A cowboy doll experiences workplace jealousy when a newer employee arrives with delusions of space heroism.
Toy Story
A boy goes to camp because he loves water and has a deadbeat father, oh and he has a crush on his technically cousin
Who is Percy Jackson
A rich man’s theme park fails because of a jealous and underpaid IT guy
Blue aliens
Avatar
A teenager with a bug bite makes it everybody else's problem
Spider-man
After suspicious family death, a boy comes back to run the fade with his uncle.
Lion King
A bald pacifist must defeat imperialism with martial arts and the power of friendship
Aang/Avatar the Last Air Bender
Pest control/an exterminator never gets called in this French kitchen
What is Ratatouille
A bunch of shiny-suited explorers keep meeting new civilizations and violating the spirit of “do not interfere.”
Star Trek
A girl moves to a rainy town and has to choose between a dead guy and a dog guy.
Twilight
A girl who's boy crazy and her sister with powers have a couple of snow days to save the kingdom
Frozen
A girl volunteers for a live action Fortnite
Katniss Everdeen/Hunger Games
A green monster and a donkey do a rescue mission
What is Shrek
A giant man alien commits universal population control using jewelry
Avengers Infinity War
A desert teenager gets radicalized by an old man, kisses his sister, and blows up government property.
Star Wars
A young woman is trapped in a castle and slowly decides the furniture has better social skills than the men.
Beauty and the Beast
Orphan boy with a demon trying to become president of Ninja Town.
Naruto
A heavy-set restaurant heir is mistaken for destiny after interrupting a sacred job interview by crash-landing in front of a lot of people.
Kung Fu Panda
Robot becomes humanity’s last romantic because everyone else got too comfortable in floating chairs.
Wall-E
A group of color-coded teenagers are handed giant robots, military grade technology, and told to solve alien invasions.
Power Rangers
A family argues over a chair made of swords until almost everyone dies.
Game of Thrones