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“King Arthur was the first king of England, way back when there were still dragons and
monsters in the world. Arthur was this wimpy little kid, an orphan, and there was this
magic sword stuck in a big stone. The old king died, and whoever could pull the sword
from the stone proved he was the next king. All these big tough dudes came from all
over to yank at the sword and they couldn’t budge it. One day this wimpy little kid tried
it when nobody was looking and the sword slipped out like it was stuck in butter.”
What is Freak’s version of the Arthurian Legend?