Ethie Weethie Woo
Who is Penguiny?
I spy, with my little eye, the word "story."
Where is on the Swatch Systems watch billboard to the left of the superhero billboard?
This Daddy is tall and bald.
Who is Daddy Bruce?
Please identify the store based on this very nondescript photo of the front of the building. Thank you.
What is Walmart?
Karen is currently married to this individual.
Who is Bruce Bender/Daddy Bruce?
DAILY DOUBLE!!
Ethan makes this loud, suggestive noise often, which can be heard across the house, and everyone tells him to stop.
What is aaaaauuuuugghhhhhhhh!!!?
DAILY FREAKIER!!!
I spy, with my little eye, a green forklift.
Where is on the road on the left side by the Penske truck?
This Daddy told Ethan he would "ruin the entire film" if he tried to help direct a short film.
Who is Daddy Nathaniel Josiah Smith?
Kindly tell me what this store is.
What is Olive Garden?
Karen wants Zach to do this.
What is "come over to their house. ALONE."?
Ethan participated in this extracurricular activity involving, kicking, punching, and fighting. A picture memorializing this activity hangs on his bedroom wall.
What is Tai Kwon Do/Martial Arts?
I spy, with my little eye, an old man with a dark green shirt, gray hair, and sunglasses.
Where is on the right side by the white canopy?
DAILY FREAKY!!!
This Daddy is the professional screenwriter for Badlands - TV show.
Who is Daddy Zach Allen?
I need to know what store this is. Give me the answer!
What is Dollar General?
DAILY QUADRUPLE!!!
Karen's youngest child, the unkempt daughter who seems to not shower.
Who is Briar?
Ethan is a little too much of a nerd about this topic, which he does quizzes of often. One of them involves naming every country in the world.
What is Geography?
I spy, with my little eye, a man standing with his arms crossed.
Where is on the back of the bus in the middle of the photo?
This Daddy is part of a very infamous, not so good list.
Who is Daddy Trump?
DAILY TRIPLE!!!
Shut up and give me the answer.
What is Publix?
Where is Beth Yeshua International/"the synagogue."?
Name three of Ethan's love interests he can remember having in his life. Bonus 200 points per extra named. 1500 points if you can name all of them.
Who is Natalie, Kelly, Bethany, Emily, Hannah, and Melanie?
DAILY FREAKIEST!!!
I spy, with my little eye, someone carrying a white plastic bag.
Where is walking down the stairs in the top right corner?
This Daddy is actually not a Daddy, but the opposite gender equivalent of a Daddy, and is famous for their mysterious crockpot concoctions.
Who is Mommy Jen-Ben?
WTF ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE I HATE YOU!!!
....Ahem, my apologies... Store? :3
What is Shell?
This was Karen's most recent occupation before helping Daddy Bruce cheat on his wife.
A. Hotel receptionist
B. Remote call center agent
C. High school English teacher
D. Cosmetologist
What is B, remote call center agent?