Red Flags
When you asked where the relationship was going, he answered with this vague phrase.
What is… “We’ll see what happens”?
He thought the best way to handle your differences was for you to do this.
What is… completely change who you are?
When it came to playing kickball, he couldn’t handle this.
What is… actually kicking the ball?
This is the emotional reaction displayed when confronted with any serious conversation.
What is… a blank stare?
Instead of planning for the future, his 5-year plan involves staying here.
What is his parents house?
His idea of a romantic evening includes dinner and this riveting activity.
What is… checking the latest market trends?
The only thing he was willing to give up in the relationship was this.
What is… his spot on the couch?
While she’s out hiking, he’s probably doing this.
What is… staying home and watching TV?
When asked how he feels about something important, this is his go-to response.
What is… “I don’t know”?
His go-to excuse for not moving out.
What is… “Why would I leave when everything’s free?”
His emotional response when you told him something important about your day.
What is… “That’s cool”?
The biggest thing you would have had to lose to make this relationship work.
What is… your identity?
She’s prettier, smarter, and more fun, while his biggest achievement is this.
What is… updating his fantasy football lineup?
When you ask him to talk about your relationship, this is what happens.
What is… awkward silence?
He considers this place to be the perfect location for every date night.
What is… his parents’ living room?
He's not 6-foot, and he doesn't have blue eyes, but he is really good at…
What is investments... and pressuring you to invest in the same things.
He thought the best way to handle disagreements about your future was to suggest this.
What is… “Let’s just not talk about it”?
She’s got big goals and ambitions, but his idea of “drive” involves this.
What is… driving to the fast-food place down the street?
When it comes to conflict, he chooses this way of solving the problem.
What is… avoiding it completely?
Another reason for not moving out of his parents’ house.
What is… “I don’t need to”?
His reaction when you said “I like you” was as intense as this object.
What is… a potato?
While she’s passionate about her career and independence, he thought she’d be happy doing this instead.
What is… give up everything to fit into his life?
When he asked his friends to be groomsman, he said the following phrase
What are your measurements? I am going to ask you to be a groomsman so let me know when you're good with that.
His idea of conflict resolution is pretending the problem has this quality.
What is… “it doesn’t exist”?
The best part of living at home, according to him.
What is… never cooking?