Food 1
Food 2
100
What is the french word for "food"?
aliments
100
What is tripe?
Cow belly.
200
DOUBLE JEOPARDY Name three things one should NEVER do at a French restaurant.
(Note: Any appropriate answers should be accepted.) Answers may include: Throw food. Snap at the waitress. Ask for a doggy bag. Ask for a doggy. Yell. Spit your food out and yell, "This is really gross!" Talk about how much better their competitors are.
200
Tips or nah?
Tips.
300
Imagine the following: You are eating some steak. Its flavor is positively EXQUISITE. Unfortunately, something about it is wrong. What? WHAT? WHATTTTT?! You wonder in an agony of uncertainty what could be wrong. For days, you wonder: what was wrong with that steak?!!!! You pull your hair out. You cry constantly. After years of this misery, you realize: It was rather BLAND. That's it!!! Salt! It needed salt! So, at the next dinner you have with steak, you take a small bite. It is bland, but this time, you know just what to do. You cry out, joy radiating from every pore: "Please, pass me the salt!" Would it be good manners to pass both the salt and pepper?
No. Pass just what they ask for.
300
Should you cut your salad?
It depends. If you want those around you to think you an ignorant, impolite, rude vegetable fanatic, do cut your salad. Otherwise, avoid this practice.
400
Should you eat before the host does?
Sure. If you want the host to come over and smash their plate on your head. If you would prefer not to have your head smashed, don't.
400
Should you keep your hands dangling at your sides or on the table?
On the table.
500
Is it appropriate to show up late?
Very appropriate. That way, the host has time to prepare for your arrival, at which time, you can eat. But if you come on time, the food will not be prepared, and this will cause the host to go into a frenzy of panic, and you to go into a fury of rage, until you begin to fight like mad dogs and you will then be thrown out of his/her house for eternity and your friendship will be ripped in two... In other words, come late.
500
Should you grab food on your own and eat it or wait to be served?
Wait.
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