Furry Friends
The command to defecate.
What is "go potty"?
A New Mexico wilderness where boys were turned into men.
What is the Pecos?
Jesus wept, and so did I.
Who was Pete Briscoe?
Born on a mountaintop in ____.
What is Tennessee?
After getting shipwrecked on my first trip to Texas, I then chose to travel with my family primarily down this body of water.
What is the Mississippi River?
Unwanted by my first family, I found a home with this portly widower.
Who is Russel Ratliff?
I was divorced, nearing 40, and a PE teacher. Let's start with that.
Who is Mr. Bolz?
The organization that led youth trips.
What was Leadertreks?
This guy had the nerve to have sisters.
Who was freckle-faced Haynes the dog-faced boy?
There was nothing savvy about the way this groundbreaking oil technology was marketed by its inventor.
What was a "smart" pig?
Feeding every stray cat in sight, this lady was neighbor to both man and beast.
Who was Mrs. Lawson?
He was never one to shy away from dating med students and fellow faculty members alike.
Who was Mr. Stegemoeller?
Keeping priorities straight, we decided to spend several million dollars adding this to our children's wing.
What are wall murals?
The Majestic Hotel's most sexy masseuse.
Who was William?
I was bidden to leave Italy for adhering to this controversial political movement.
What is socialism?
I may have been called a doctor, but I couldn't save myself from losing this body part.
What is an ear?
It was the annual end-year show of classical and Americana pageantry.
What was Final Review?
After leaving my position as youth pastor at BTBF, I became a pastor at this church in Spring, Texas.
What is Faithbridge Church?
A panicked warning passed along to trepidatious hotel staff.
What was "Dubrow alert"?
There was no aping around when training young boys to learn this equine sport.
What are "monkey drills"?
In a different life, she may have well been made into Peruvian bacon.
Who was Lolly?
In my younger days long before leading a preparatory school, I played for the Tigers as this position.
What is a kicker?
The name of the event to celebrate international outreach.
What was "Missions Festivus"?
The amount of time Charlie has been making boots up there.
What was "fifty some-odd years"?
After Beaumont became too metropolitan for me, I and my octogenarian wife moved out near this present-day city.
What is Abilene?