General
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho Cheese
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
Which dog like animal are said to laugh?
Hyenas
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
In hickory dickory dock, what did the mouse do?
Run up and down the clock
Which playground game used to be an Olympic sport up until 1920?
Tug of war
What has 1 head, 1 foot and 4 legs?
A Bed
What is the Capital of Australia?
Canberra
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months
Where does the muffin man live?
Drury lane
What was Walt Disney afraid of?
Mice
I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What Am I?
Chewing Gum
What is the name of the first female to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Amelia Earhart
What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man cannot hold it for more than a minute?
His Breath
When I go in, I can cause some pain. I'll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask you to spit and not swallow. What am I?
A Dentist
What is the rarest blood type?
AB-
I am long, you move me around with your lips and tongue. I get wet with saliva and I get sucked. What am I?
A Straw
What is the most frequent sung song in the English language?
Happy Birthday
What is cut on a table but is never eaten?
A deck of cards
The nursery rhyme 'one, two buckle my shoe' is a great way to learn to count to ten. What rhyme is used for the number ten.
A big fat hen
Which spice is consumed in large enough quantities produces a hallucinogenic effect?
Nutmeg
What is able to go up a chimney when down but unable to go down a chimney when up?
An Umbrella
What is the world record for the worlds longest fart?
2 minutes and 42 seconds (held by Bernard Clemmens of London)
What do tigers have that no other animal has?
Baby Tigers
Over a thousand people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?
The Titanic